I have kept little journals for Hunter and Austin of lot's of funny things they have said/done when they were smaller, but I haven't done as well now that they are older. Here are some funny things they have said lately:
From Hunter-
Me: We are going to fast for g-ma tomorrow, so don't forget when you wake up.
Hunter: I'll tell Aust.
Me: No, he's not 8 yet and doesn't really need to fast yet.
Hunter: God doesn't care how old you are! G-ma will get more blessings if more people fast for her.
There's a part in "Evan Almighty" that Hunter really liked. Evan was talking to God and telling him that the things going on weren't in his plans for his life and God just laughed at him. Well, the next day Hunter came to me and said "in my prayers last night I told God my plans for me, do you think he's laughing at me? Because I know he would want to know my plans and think they are important" I didn't even think to ask what his plans were.
At scouts they have a little boy who is very crude and is on the verge of being asked not to come anymore. Hunter is getting frustrated with the situation. As we were driving home from scouts he was venting to me. So I said "Why don't you just punch him?" I just wanted to see what he would say. I got a very long lecture on how that goes against everything that he has learned at scouts. Sorrrrrrry!
From Aust-
On St. Patrick's Day Aust made sure he was in green. Later that night he was really worried about taking the shirt off to get into his PJ's. He asked me if it was okay to take his shirt off since St. Pat's day ends at 6pm. Who knows where he got that idea!
I will admit that I am not the best cook. I burned meatballs one night (I think of the Shania Twayne songs about her burning her food, and they still eat it) and I think it put fear into Austin. He likes food, but not burned food. So I was attempting meatballs again a different night and he wouldn't leave the side of the stove and every few minutes he would yell to me "mom, I see a burn from the meatballs!" I am thinking he saw steam.
The other night he was making a journal for himself. I don't know what motivates him, but I am glad he does stuff like this. As he was making it he told me "mom, I am making my own diarrhea!" I couldn't stop laughing at that one!
From the twins-
I heard them playing in my toilet. I was on the computer and didn't want to walk 10feet to get them out. So I yelled "come out of the bathroom and shut the door!" Next thing I know the door is shutting and they are coming out! That means when they ignore me...they are doing it on purpose!